- Jack: Homo, I don't Think I'm at Barney's anymore... Where am I?
- Cher: You're in heaven, Jack.
- Jack: (he bows). So, are you God?
- Cher: It depends on which bathhouse you pray at.
- Jack: Oh... My... Cher... You are God! Chastity, Elijah... It all makes sense!
George Will, Laura Schlessinger, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Kathleen Parker, Mike Gallagher, Michael Barone, Bill O’Reilly, Elisabeth Hasselbeck… They’re all to the left of Barack Obama on the issue of marriage equality—much to the consternation of the right-wing haters.
-Dan Savage-” —http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/08/24/george-will-laura-schlessinger-ann-coulter-glenn-beck-kathleen-parker-mike-gallagher-michael-barone-bill-oreilly-elisabeth-hass