Naked Salute To Prince Harry By Peeps & Soldiers  

Prince Harry - Naked Pictures During Vegas Rager

And the royal family jewls for us all to see.

TMZ reports:

Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend … getting BARE ASS NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite. 
It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite.

We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite. 

Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity. 

Some of the partiers snapped photos of the madness. In one photo, a fully nude Harry cups his genitals while a seemingly topless woman stands behind him. 

In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well. 

No word on who the women are … or if they got Harry’s phone number.

A rep for the Royal Family tells us, “We have no comment to make on the photos at this time.”

UPDATE: And his Royal Highness is back to the UK:

Prince Harry has just returned to the motherland, and he’s got some serious ‘splaining to do to one pissed off Queen.

Harry flew from Los Angeles to England last night, hours after TMZ posted pics of the prince buck naked during a strip billiards party in Vegas.

Passengers on the flight tell TMZ … Harry did not mingle on board … he stayed in the upstairs cabin of the 747.

We contacted people at Buckingham Palace on Tuesday night, and they could not have been clearer … they’re none too pleased with Harry and his Sin City escapades.

Photo Of The Week: The Duchess Of Cambridge Catherine Middleton & Prince William At A Canada Day Celebration 

Obama Fumbles Toast To Queen

Photo Of The Week: Prince William & Catherine, Duchess Of Cambridge

Gays’ touch? Well, Sir Elton John and David Furnish attended the ceremony, and the bride’s dress was an Alexander McQueen. 

PS: The little girl on the left (Grace van Cutsem) stole the show.

HM Queen Elizabeth II Turns 85

As the world prepares for the Royal Wedding, a first celebration must be acknowledge: The Queen of England turns 85 years old today.

For those who ignore it, she’s not just the Head of State of the United Kingdom (which includes four countries: England, Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland) but also is the Constitutional Monarch of sixteen independent sovereign states known as the Commonwealth realms: Canada (I should know, she’s on the $20 bills), Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica,Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis. In addition, as Head of the Commonwealth, she is the figurehead of the 54-member Commonwealth of Nations and, as the British monarch, she is the Supreme Governor of the Church of England.

For many, this symbolic influence is a reason to be worried about, and perhaps not because of Her Majesty directly, but because of what the Britain’s Monarchy System represents (given that it is founded on the principles of the values of Henry VIII). In the United Kingdom, both Royalists and Republicans (and by Republicans, I mean it in the British context and not in the American, these Republicans, they do read other books beside the Bible) I’m sure wish The Queen a longer life as nobody waits with excitement the Coronation of the next in line to the Throne: Prince Charles. Christopher Hitchens explains why:

For Prince William at least it was decided on the day of his birth what he should do: Find a presentable wife, father a male heir (and preferably a male “spare” as well), and keep the show on the road. By yet another exercise of that notorious “magic,” it is now doubly and triply important that he does this simple thing right, because only his supposed charisma can save the country from what monarchists dread and republicans ought to hope for: King Charles III. (Monarchy, you see, is a hereditary disease that can only be cured by fresh outbreaks of itself.) An even longer life for the present queen is generally hoped for: failing that a palace maneuver that skips a generation and saves the British from a man who—like the fruit of the medlar—went rotten before he turned ripe.

So, there’s nothing else we can hope for Her Majesty but: Long live The Queen!

Prince Harry’s Interview By GMA

There’s a BrokeBack Mountain joke at the beginning.

HM The Queen Elizabeth II Sends Save-The-Date FAX For Royal Wedding

The Huffington Post:

Queen Elizabeth II sent out the save-the-dates for Prince William and Kate’s wedding to Europe’s sovereigns…by ye olde facsimile machine, the Daily Mail reports. A Buckingham Palace courtier told the British newspaper, “Faxes have been used before for large-scale events. They are an efficient and polite way to inform people as quickly as possible.”
But it’s not totally the dark ages over in London. Of note: the Royal Engagement was announced on Twitter and the Queen has both Facebook and Flickr pages.
Gold-embossed and handwritten invitations will be sent out to the 1,800 guests next month, according to the Mail, but thanks to the fax, some attendees are already confirmed for the nuptials of the year — like Greece’s King Constantine, his wife Queen Anne-Marie and their eldest son Crown Prince Pavlov, Serbia’s Crown Prince Alexander and his wife Crown Princess Katherine and members of the Romanian monarchy.

Prince Charles & Camilla’s Car

Attacked By Student Protesters In London

The Huffington Post reports:

In Britain’s worst political violence in years, furious student protesters rained sticks and rocks on riot police, vandalized government buildings and attacked a car carrying Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla, after lawmakers approved a controversial hike in university tuition fees.
Demonstrators set upon the heir to the throne’s limousine as it drove through London’s West End shopping and entertainment hub. Protesters who had been running amok and smashing shop windows kicked and threw paint at the car, which sped off.
Charles’ office, Clarence House, confirmed the attack but said “their royal highnesses are unharmed.”
Police said it was unclear whether the royals had been deliberately targeted, or were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
The couple arrived looking composed at the London Palladium theater, where they were attending a Royal Variety Performance. Their Rolls Royce limousine was left with a badly cracked rear window and was spattered with paint.
Protesters erupted in anger after legislators in the House of Commons approved a plan to triple university fees to 9,000 pounds ($14,000) a year.

Royal Wedding! (Royally Screwed?)

Savage Love reports:

Prince William proposed to Kate Middleton—his long-time girlfriend, and the first commoner to marry an heir to the English throne since the 17th Century—last weekend. The engagement ring? The same blue sapphire and diamond ring that William’s father presented to William’s mother, Princess Diana, back in 1981.That ring seems kinda jinxy to me. It’s the Hope Diamond of engagement rings—beautiful, but cursed.But, hey! Royal wedding!

I’d be worry if carrying that ring… but, hey, it’s mom’s ring, so it could work out the other way around, right?