Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Rob Gronkowski Makes Cover Of ESPN’s “Body Issue”
Boston.com reports:
Call it The Full Gronkowski. The extremely scantily-clad Patriots tight end, wearing only Hulk hands and a grimace, made the cover of ESPN The Magazine’s “body issue” that will hit newsstands on Friday.The fourth annual special issue is billed by ESPN as a “celebration of the athletic form” and will feature 27 world-class athletes. In addition to Gronkowski, the issue also includes Blue Jays home run hitter Jose Bautista, US women’s national soccer team forward Abby Wambach, and New York Knicks center Tyson Chandler.All 27 athletes posed nude for the issue’s signature Bodies We Want photo portfolio.The full lineup includes:
• Carlos Bocanegra (soccer)
• Daniela Hantuchova (WTA)
• Rob Gronkowski (NFL)
• Abby Wambach (soccer)
• Tyson Chandler (NBA)
• Candace Parker (WNBA)
• Maurice Jones-Drew (NFL)
• Jose Bautista (MLB)
• Brad Richards (NHL)
• Maya Gabiera (surfing)
• Ronda Rousey (MMA)
• Mike Smith (jockey)
• Tim Morehouse (fencing)
• Walter Dix (track)
• Danell Leyva (gymnastics)
• Suzann Pettersen (LPGA)
• Ashton Eaton (decathlon)
• Carmelita Jeter (track)
• Anna Tunnicliffe (sailing)
• Oksana Masters (paralympic rowing)
USA volleyball team:
• Destinee Hooker
• Stacy Sykora
• Alisha Glass
• Cynthia Barboza
• Megan Hodge
• Nellie Spicer
• Heather Bown
It’s a becoming a big week for Gronkowski. Last night in Buffalo he won a celebrity home run derby contest. And this morning, he’s a cover boy.

Rob Gronkowski Makes Cover Of ESPN’s “Body Issue”

Boston.com reports:

Call it The Full Gronkowski. The extremely scantily-clad Patriots tight end, wearing only Hulk hands and a grimace, made the cover of ESPN The Magazine’s “body issue” that will hit newsstands on Friday.The fourth annual special issue is billed by ESPN as a “celebration of the athletic form” and will feature 27 world-class athletes. In addition to Gronkowski, the issue also includes Blue Jays home run hitter Jose Bautista, US women’s national soccer team forward Abby Wambach, and New York Knicks center Tyson Chandler.All 27 athletes posed nude for the issue’s signature Bodies We Want photo portfolio.300gronk.jpgThe full lineup includes:
• Carlos Bocanegra (soccer)
• Daniela Hantuchova (WTA)
• Rob Gronkowski (NFL)
• Abby Wambach (soccer)
• Tyson Chandler (NBA)
• Candace Parker (WNBA)
• Maurice Jones-Drew (NFL)
• Jose Bautista (MLB)
• Brad Richards (NHL)
• Maya Gabiera (surfing)
• Ronda Rousey (MMA)
• Mike Smith (jockey)
• Tim Morehouse (fencing)
• Walter Dix (track)
• Danell Leyva (gymnastics)
• Suzann Pettersen (LPGA)
• Ashton Eaton (decathlon)
• Carmelita Jeter (track)
• Anna Tunnicliffe (sailing)
• Oksana Masters (paralympic rowing)
USA volleyball team:
• Destinee Hooker
• Stacy Sykora
• Alisha Glass
• Cynthia Barboza
• Megan Hodge
• Nellie Spicer
• Heather Bown
It’s a becoming a big week for Gronkowski. Last night in Buffalo he won a celebrity home run derby contest. And this morning, he’s a cover boy.
Sunday, April 15, 2012

Patriots Studmuffin Rob Gronkowski Would “Fuck Tim Tebow To Take His Virginity”

Queerty reports:

New England Patriots footballer Rob Gronkowski is the kind of straight guy we could totally pal around with. He’s funny, good-looking, and hangs out with porn stars. Plus, he’s not one of those fat football players with 30 pounds of flab as extra padding. He’s got a six pack! What’s not to love?
So it’s no surprise that the Gronster was a good sport when some University of Rhode Island college kids asked him to play “Fuck, Chuck, or Marry” with Jets coach Rex Ryan, octogenarian comedienne Betty White, and new Jet backup QB Tim Tebow last night.
His answer, without hesitation: “I would eff Tebow to take his virginity.”
But that begs the question—once Tebow is broken in by Rob’s sizable manhood, what bottom will Tebow give his top virginity away to? Maybe Fred Durst, if it hasn’t happened already.